My brush with infamy, a.k.a. "That whole kidnapping thing"

I had totally forgotten this incident until the other day and it was so funny I just had to post. About two months ago I was at Costco, I was rolling through the stop sign in front of the store and about to cut off a car turning left in front of me. No worries though, I was only going like 1 mile an hour, so I stopped, realized my mistake and let them turn. I look at the lady in the car and she shakes her head at me and scowls; I felt a creepy chill go through my body. As they passed I thought, "She looks familiar", so I look again both at her and the man sitting next to her and I realize where I've seen them. Yes that's right, it was the Redds. You can read about the whole "misunderstanding" here. I had unknowingly cut off the parents who kidnapped their daughter so she wouldn't marry the "devil". I thank my lucky stars that day that I was spared a spanking or worse being kidnapped!

Ode to the birthday girl.

I made this a while back when I was toying with digital scrapbooking. Happy Birthday gorgeous girl! (sorry about the misspell-I no longer have the program that created it!)

Disturbingly funny-have the Depends ready

I ran across this site the other day, Disturbing Ebay Auctions, I laughed so hard I nearly required Depends undergarments. Read it and weep.

Excellent use of free time

I know, I know we never answer the phone. Well this is why....

Squeaky Child look alikes-Part II

These are inspired by the hairdo, or shall we say "hair-don't".

Squeaky Child look alikes-Part I

Okay, so here are some Squeaky Child look-alikes that I have come across so far.

Leprechauns among the Nephites

So we're having FHE the other day and we're talking about Enos. We were talking about how Enos went into the forest and then asked the kids what they thought he was going to be doing. Immediately Random Child jumped out of his chair and said, "Well, he's not looking for leprechauns!". You know, he was right. (Can you find the leprechaun in this picture?).

"And should no arms fall upon us, Amen"!

Okay, so this is my first attempt at a blog. Prepared to be amazed....? Uh, never mind. I'm becoming a little ferkempt at the moment, trying to come up with something utterly brilliant, and well, that's just not going to happen. You see, I'm sitting at my computer surrounded by half empty cereal bowls, raisin bran scattered all over (Dimpled Child does not believe in milk w/cereal so the darn stuff never stays in the bowl) and by two pixies who are currently watching Dragon Tales. I am bound to be interrupted at any moment so I will relegate my blogs to insanely funny stuff my children do or say; which is both brilliant and funny......


So, at prayer the other day, Random Child was blessing everyone and everything (bless his heart, he is probably the only reason we're all still living) and at the end of his prayer he added this: "And should no arms fall upon us". I should probably correct him, but it's so darn cute. Here's Part II of Random Child's cuteness. I informed him yesterday that I will be redoing his room. I told him that I was going to put the t.v. on the top of armoire. He brought me a diagram this morning and explained to me that this plan that I came up with was just not going to work. You can see his diagram that I have scanned below; notice how he spells really-rillie-also too cute to correct. His new plan is to have the t.v. directly in front of his bed because the other plan was just too dangerous; hmm smells like ulterior motive to me. And one more thing, even though he is almost 7, he still says cookie like the cookie monster does , i.e. "cooooookie". I ask him to say it once in a while just so that I can smile. I can't get enough of his marshmallowey goodness.