Bizzaro Garden of Eden

This is what I imagine things would look like in the Bizzaro Garden of Eden. You may ask, why is that child wearing a fleece costume in 100 degree heat? Or why is your child naked and eating rotting fruit off the ground? You may even be asking, just what kind of mother are you? Well, the answer is... Okay, there is just no good explanation. (For those of you have already seen this and wondered about the edit: Manly Man (my husband) has declared that, "There shall be no nudies on thy webpage". And so I have tastefully added a fig leaf to the child who spent most of his early years without clothing.)