The randomness of children

The scene: Library
The cast: Mom, Responsible Child, Random Child, Dimpled Child, Squeaky Child and the unfortunate library helper

Mom: Okay, if we want to play on the computers we need to sign up over here.
Library helper: Please spell your names for me and I'll put you on the list.
Random Child: My name's Random, Random, Random.
Responsible Child: My name is spelled R-e-s-p-o-n-s-i-b-l-e.
Random Child: Hey, my brother knows how to write in cursive.
Library helper: Allright, how do you spell Random Child?
Random Child: Oooh, ooh, can I have my headsets yet?
Responsible Child: His name is spelled R-a-n-d-o-m.
Dimpled Child: I'm a boy.
Random Child: Can I have the headsets, pleeeeeese!?
Library helper: Now how do to spell your name (to Dimpled Child)?
Dimpled Child's: It's spelled D-i-m-p-l-e-d.
Mom: Hey, how did you know that?

The End (well for that hour of the day at least)